I swear I’m not Jessica
blahaj.zone account for @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
people with imposter syndrome are certainly valid to post here ;)
post about your imposter syndrome?
I don’t need to get in; I only want to keep you healthy and warm until…
a tall guy with tattoos kidnaps me: “SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!”
a tall girl with tattoos kidnaps me:
I guess it is a cruel thing to do, yet the internet is full of distorted nsfw things, so building a tolerance to them is helpful. You can’t prevent the horrors, only reduce how much they can hurt you.
goals :3
Can I at least get fixed? 🥺
Probably not, but thank you for asking!
Sorry! Punk Rock Loser (GRS)
Apparently that’s January bc “everyone is full and tired from the month before”
That’s next month, because it’s the hottest in the northern hemisphere
me prowling for silly lil cuties to wife ;3
oh no, you won’t get me this ti-
~~ maow
why wouldn’t we wanna meet you? 🥺
The most affirming misogynists
good girl <3
Desired pay: $100,000,000,000,000 per/hour
I’m only able to stab myself when I’m confident I’ve done everything right. I was lucky enough to have someone with ton of professional experience walk me through it the first time. If it wasn’t for her, I probably would never have gotten as comfortable as I am (this isn’t to say it doesn’t still suck).
It also probably helps that I feel time limited. If I wait too long after sterilizing the injection site, it tends to sting. I probably spend most of the time meticulously setting up and drawing properly, because once I get ready to stab, I don’t leave room for thought.
Thank you for your service! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵